The Beach

The Beach, does anyone actually enjoy it?

This is the question that floated through my sun affected brain as I got dumped into the sand by a wave for the 14th time.

Here I am getting sunburnt, sand is going places it shouldn't be, I'm expected to take off my shirt and show off my pale, scrawny body and to top it all off all these beach 'regulars' can spot me as a tourist from a mile away and are giving me dirty looks.

These damned tanned, ripped local dudes are the worst part though, they seem to be straight out of some stupid teen movie, they give me this look that seems to say:

"You're not building a sandcastle but if you were, I'd knock it over then call you a dweeb"

But damnit I'm not a dweeb, I'm just a man, a sunburnt, sunburnt man.

And that is really my main problem here, normally I like the beach but I got badly burnt a week ago and it is still bothering me, so fuck you beach.

Also on a different topic, if you are actually reading this you should comment because then I go higher up the list in search engines. :D