Family Guy and KFC

so here I am at 1 am in the morning, I may go to sleep soon, it's hard to tell. Anyway, I've decided to be almost semi regular with my blogging during the holidays just to stimulate my brain.

Also in other news if you type "toothpaste" and "trying" into google my blog comes up on the first page, but I'm not here to brag about my place on search engines. I'm here to talk about why you, like me, should hate family guy.



For a large part of my life I haven't minded family guy, in fact I may have watched it occasionally and maybe even partaken in the occasional lol. But the other day it dawned on me what an abomination that show is, I was driving home from the coast with a bunch of people when my obese, semi-friend, with a beard leaned over to me, chunks of KFC still in his teeth from lunch, sweat dripping from his brow caused by the exhaustion of being alive and quoted a family guy line at me.

This line wasn't actually a joke, it was a lead in to one of those random cut scenes they do. And this is when it hit me, family guy is shit. The jokes are just random, and completely interchangeable and fat people who eat KFC quote it and say things like "giggity-giggity" and do that Peter laugh. That's not comedy, that's you quoting something that wasn't funny in the first place.

And this leads in to a sort of person who can really annoy me, I think we all know who I'm talking about, the guy who doesn't tell jokes they quote jokes from TV shows and movies, not every once in a while like a normal person, but that is all they ever do. They are also probably eating KFC and having a beard.

So in conclusion don't watch family guy and if you do, don't quote it at me and don't grow a beard or be obese.

Oh and I haven't capitalised family guy throughout this on purpose.