http://www.godhatestheworld.com/
if the name was a little bit too subtle for you. It is a site that documents which countries God hates. The ones in red are the ones that God has a problem with. You can even click on the image and it will tell you why God hates that particular country.
here is an excerpt:
Every year that evil country known as Australia holds numerous Fag Pride Parades. Here are just a few examples of how these arrogant beasts roll: Pride March Victoria, Melbourne, Australia; Pride March Adelaide, SA, Australia: Gay Mardi Gras Parade, Sydney, Australia.
And there are many other reasons for God's hate toward the average Aussie. We lost out because of Heath Ledger acting in Brokeback Mountain.
They even have some other very convincing evidence that had me nodding along thinking:
"Hmmm, yes God probably does hate me"
46% of Australian marriages end in divorce. What is wrong with you people!?!
De 22:22 If a man be found lying with a woman married to an husband, then they shall both of them die, both the man that lay with the woman, and the woman: so shalt thou put away evil from Israel.
Take that and smoke it on your barbies!
I will take that and smoke it on my barbie.
I mean I don't mind that these people seem to be very angry, just that it sounds like it is written by a 16 year old girl on Myspace.
At one point they even call Catholics: Goofy.
Fags are allowed to adopt children in the Australian Capitol Territory and Western Australia. Stepparent adoption is allowed in Tasmania….um…..ok!?!
I mean, you can't expect people to take you seriously. Especially seeing as how they seem to have done such extensive research then throw it away by talking like a semi-retarded person.
Sure it says in the Bible that divorce is bad. But God seems to overreact, I mean if the penalty for cheating on your husband is death, where is God going to go for more serious offenses?
He has punished himself into a corner.
According to this site God even has a problem with Ethiopia...come on God Ethiopia? That is a bit unnecessary don't you think?
The people of Ethiopia believe they are special because of a few things: 1) They are first mentioned by Moses in the book of Genesis at Chapter 2; 2) They had a Queen, at one point, who had a little fear of the God who made her so she traveled a far distance to meet and greet Good King Solomon and hear the wisdom that he was given by God Almighty; 3) They are still here after all these many thousands of years. That’s it, that’s all they’ve got!
Am I the only one who read this and drew a parallel to Myspace bitch talk?
Yep, that bitch Ethiopa think she is so damn hot. But so totally isn't, the boys just like her because she wears those skanky miniskirts and puts out like a slut.
But to the people of this website I do have a question.
Presuming God is the creator, i.e. the one who created us and everything around us, why would he create world just so he could hate it or put things in it that he hates?
Or does God act in mysterious ways that we cannot understand? and if so how can you be so sure he hates the world?
yep, post just got profound.
Amen brother :)
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